“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
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help, i can’t stop laughing
mary had a little lamb..
lady gaga… hahahahaha
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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
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if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
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I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
ohonhonhon
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panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:
Your day just got better and you’re welcome.
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i hope my first child is a dragon
wich can turn into a cantalope .. wait thats the melon thin how is this fictional bunny with dear/moos horn thingys?
are you okay
A JACKALOPE
WHY THE FUCK DID I UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY MEANT?
My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god
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Wanna know what really sucks? Feeling like you’re being a needy friend
Like no I don’t expect my friends to not have other friends or not be too busy to hang out with me sometimes or spend every waking second of their lives with me but I mean having plans on a Saturday night would be nice
I’m not trying to be clingy or annoying but I just get lonely easily and need to be reminded that people actually remember I exist every now and then
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